i give the last one a pass since i think it's a foreign nation (even though its still lawlz), but the second one had me giggling.

i wonder what ironic jesus looks like!

"i swear officer, i 'paid for' it!"


i still like to assume that misused quotes are intended to be euphemisms...



you know, a "babysitter"...the kind who sleeps with daddy when mommy is out. or vice versa, i suppose.